shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

invisiblefemmeofcolor:

fegeleh:

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

FULL BI

I’m crying

can that be abbreviated FBI?

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Le little sister. #gangsigns #highbun #blessed  #chola #2kewl4skewl #jelly

Le little sister. #gangsigns #highbun #blessed #chola #2kewl4skewl #jelly

Sooooo……tired…….ugh…. (at City of Palmdale)

Sooooo……tired…….ugh…. (at City of Palmdale)

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

areddrum:

YASS!! FUCK It UP!!! lol He was Like “Senior Citizen My Ass Get Into These Moves”

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